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GREETINGS.
SALUTATIONS.
WELCOME
TO

             B      O      R      G            I      V

CUE DRUM ROLL PLEASE.....

ITS BEEN A WHILE COMING (STAYING POWER Y'SEE), BUT HERE IT IS!
THE NEXT INSTALMENT OF THE BLOBBY-BEATER BORG SERIES.

AND TODAYS INSTALMENT IS ALL ABOUT ART.  YOU KNOW, CREATIVITY OF
A VISUAL NATURE.

WE HAVE SOME CORKING PACKAGES, INCLUDING PHOTOSHOP 3.0 FOR WIN 95!
LINK THAT WITH KAI'S POWER TOOLS 3 AND YOU HAVE THE BEST PHOTO
AND GRAPHICS PACKAGE MONEY CAN BUY (AND WITH BORG, YOU GET ABOUT ú870
OFF THE NORMAL RETAIL PRICE!!)

ANYWAY, I GUESS YOU WANT ME TO STOP YACKING AND START TELLING YOU
WHATS ON THIS CD. TOUGH.  GREETZ FIRST.

GREETZ TO VOODOO, THE GHOST CREW (HOW'S THE BREAD 'N' WATER?), TANGO
AND ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE WHO YOU SEE MENTIONED IN FILE_ID.DIZ's
(I CANT BE ARSED SITTING HERE FOR AN HOUR TYPING THEM ALL OUT).

ANYWAY, NOW I'LL TELL YOU WHATS ON HERE  :-

COREL ART GALLERY  (10,000 CLIPART IMAGES - RUN SETUP FROM FRONT OF CD)
3D STUDIO V.4  (UNZIP FILES IN 3DS4INST DIRECTORY ONTO FLOPPY, INSTALL THEN RUN THE CRACK)
ADOBE PHOTOSHOP FOR 95 (RUN SETUP FROM ADOBE DIRECTORY)
CARDSHOP (RUN SETUP FROM THE CARDSHOP DIRECTORY)
DRAG 'N' ZIP (RUN DZSETUP FROM THE DNZ DIRECTORY)
WINDOWS DRAW V4.0 (RUN SETUP FROM DRAW DIRECTORY)
KAI'S POWERTOOLS 3 (RUN SETUP FROM KAI)
LABELS UNLIMITED V2.0 (RUN SETUP FROM LABEL95)
MICROSOFT PUBLISHER 95 (RUN SETUP FROM MSPUB95)
PRINT ARTIST 2.5 (RUN SETUP FROM PA25)
PAPER MASTER - SCANNER UTIL (RUN SETUP FROM PAPER\DISK1)
PRINT SHOP DELUXE (LATEST VERSION!!!) (RUN SETUP FROM PSDELUXE)
QUARK DRAWING PRO 95 (RUN SETUP FROM QUARK (R U GETTING THE HANG OF THIS YET, OR WHAT?))
DESKTOP THEMES FOR PLUS! (UNZIP INTO THEMES DIRECTORY - USE A LONG FILE NAME CAPABLE ZIP
      PROGRAM - DRAG N ZIP IS GOOD.  WE THOUGHT WE WOULD PROVIDE ONE FOR YOU - UNLIKE THE
      THICK BLOBBY CREW WHO DON'T!! AND THEREFORE MAKE THEIR THEME FILES UNUSABLE!!)
VIDEO STUDIO (RUN SETUP FROM V_STUDIO\DISK1)
VIDEO FOR WINDOWS 1.1E (RUN SETUP...YOU GET THE IDEA)  (NOT NEEDED IN WIN95!!)
XING MPEG PLAYER 1.3 (RUNS UNDER WIN95) (RUN SETUP..IF YOU HAVEN'T GOT THE IDEA BY NOW, YOU
      SHOULDN'T BE BUYING THESE CD's)

THATS IT!

EVERYTHING YOU EVER NEEDED TO BE AN ARTY BASTARD!!

NOTE TO BLOBBY - I WANTED THE X-FILES THEME OFF ONE OF YOUR CD'S.  I COULDN'T HAVE IT BECAUSE
      A) YOU PROTECT YOUR ZIPS (STUPID IDEA)
      B) YOUR UNZIP PROGRAM WON'T UNZIP LONG FILE NAMES AND SO THEY JUST OVERWRITE EACH OTHER.
SORT IT OUT AND RE-RELEASE X-FILES THEME, TA!

CHEEKY BASTARD AREN'T I?

I LOVE IT.

ANYWAY, ENOUGH GRIPING, I SUPPOSE I SHOULD GET IT OFF THE NET, BUT WHEN YOU PAY GOOD MONEY
FOR A CD THAT CAN'T EVEN HANDLE THE SIMPLE PRINCIPLE OF LFN'S...'NUFF SAID.

KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED FOR BORG 5!!  YES, WE'VE DONE IT AGAIN, COMPILED 2 CD'S AT THE SAME TIME!
IT SHOULD BE AVAILABLE IN ABOUT 20 MINUTES!!  ;-)  TEXT FILE IS ON THE FRONT END OF THIS CD.

I CAN'T THINK OF ANYONE ELSE TO INSULT SO, ON THAT NOTE I WILL BID A FOND
FAREWELL AND C U NEXT TIME!

                                           Locutus & MrE.
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                                  Collectively known as   B  O  R  G